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Party Poker Strategy Guide

Party Poker Strategy Guide

So you want to know all the inside secret strategies on how to cheat at Party Poker and make six figures a year while clipping your toe nails in your bathrobe?  This Party Poker strategy guide was laboriously put together over an agonizingly long time of at least five minutes.  We'll start out with our very best advice first. 

Stay away from this guy!  We'll call him "Dweeb."  This guy irritates the hell out of me!  I'm one of the most logical, least superstitious people on the planet, but I swear this guy makes me lose money.  When I'm in his seat it's bad beats non-stop.  All the other player avatars at least look somewhat decent.  This thing looks like he's trying hard to pretend to be a guy but can't quite pull it off.  He reminds me of that weird plastic looking alien guy from the show Deep Space Nine that could transform into any shape, but try as he might he couldn't quite look like a normal human.  This guy is freaky.  Your welcome for the awesome advice, no need to thank us!  Honestly, we're here to help you!

As you can see, this Party Poker strategy guide is really loaded with useful, practical information that you can put to good use immediately.  Fortunately, or rather you may view it as being unfortunate, Party Poker is very good at detecting cheats, bots, and collusion.  There are no magic programs you can download that will play for you and win you lots of cash.  There are no poker cheat codes that you can enter to magically view other players hole cards.  There really are no hidden Party Poker secrets that you can use to make lots of money playing Hold'em at PartyPoker. 

But there is some practical advice we can give you.  Take detailed notes on your opponents.  If you play regularly you'll be surprised at how often you can run into the same guys at the same limits over and over again.  Try not to write general obvious notes like "Fish," "Maniac," or "Idiot F&%* Head!"  Take notes like "Only bets if he's got it, only raises pre-flop with AA or KK."  Here's another example from my notes, "Raises any top pair, cold calls raises with junk."  The more descriptive the better as just putting "tight" or "loose" doesn't really tell you anything.  You need descriptive notes so that when you run into the same fish a month from now you'll know how much weight to give his raises.

Another tip is to use tracking software!  We recommend Poker Office 2.0, but use something!  Just about everyone I meet tells me that they're a winning poker player.  Then I ask them specifically how much money they made at Party Poker last June from the 13-21.  This is when they look at me with a confused expression and ask how the hell they could know that?  These guys aren't long time winners.  If you can't tell me exactly how much you earned at a specific poker room last week, odds are you're a losing player.  People have selective memories.  It's easy to conveniently not remember losing sessions.  Tracking software not only helps you know how much you've won/lost, it helps you to spot leaks in your game.  This is the main reason you need to be using some form of tracking software.  You should be reviewing your hand histories regularly.  Better yet, programs like Poker Office actually rank players in real time on their aggression, how many flops they've seen, etc.  I couldn't imagine playing without at least some form of tracking software.  You really are putting yourself at a tremendous disadvantage by not using one. 

In conclusion, there are no secret Party Poker strategies that you can use to make money fast.  Just remember to stay away from "Dweeb," take detailed notes, and use tracking software!

Well, we hope you've enjoyed this awesome Party Poker strategy guide on how to make loads of cash effortlessly!  That one song just came into my head, something along the lines of "You tried your best, but your best wasn't good enough!"  Check out the latest Party Poker Sign Up Codes here.

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